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Sunday, October 9th, 2005
1:51 pm
Joining because I must
...And because we are all random together.

My neck hurts and I wish the sun would shine. Also, fruit scones are very nice. Oh yes.

Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
3:36 pm
In Soviet Russia, Month Eats You! Haha!
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004
10:53 pm
hi, i'm here because i'm bored, and this communities info page said i was obligated 2 join it if i was reading the info page...i like random things!!! i also like exclamtion points!!!!!
Friday, April 23rd, 2004
12:48 am
i need to know how to fold a newspaper hat! google gives me nothing.
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004
10:53 am
Round about $1.80/hr
Wanted: Child Care Provider


- Must have prior experience in child care
- Must be bondable
- Must pass Criminal Record Check
- Must be capable of infinite patience
- Must have First Aid


- 2 children, ages 9 months and 3 years.
- Diaper changes
- Breakfasts
- Lunches
- Bottle feedings
- Medication administration
- Snacks
- Baths
- Dental hygiene
- Lice control
- Behavior Modification
- Living room maintenance
- Scraping carpet of dried cookies
- Dishes
- Dinner
- Some weekend hours
- Some overnights

May also include:

- Laundering of crib bedding and clothing
- Daily walks

Work Hours: 7:30am - 6:00pm Flexibility is a must

Rate of Pay: $400.00/2weeks


Current Mood: working
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003
5:05 am
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Always lifts you up
Makes you look better
And Always Close To Your Heart!!!
Monday, July 21st, 2003
12:05 am
don't lick the grass, it leaks from the alien's bellybutton.
Sunday, June 1st, 2003
5:53 pm
Does anyone have an article from the May 24th Financial Times they could email me?

Random, yet serious.
Sunday, May 25th, 2003
4:59 pm
Heck EZboard is slow

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, May 24th, 2003
5:17 pm

wheres all the lambs?

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, May 22nd, 2003
8:11 pm
I lost my marbles.
10:31 am
bananas make me think of squishy rotten food
Tuesday, May 20th, 2003
8:37 pm
Ever get the feeling, no matter what your opinion is, it is the opposite of everyone elses... or at least most other people strongly disagree with it?
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
9:22 pm
Daffodils smell like cat pee. Honestly.

Current Mood: discontent
Saturday, April 5th, 2003
10:00 pm
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003
8:24 am
When does a muffin cross over to the dark side and become a cupcake?
Monday, February 24th, 2003
2:27 am
Should I shave my head?
Sunday, February 23rd, 2003
4:41 pm
Friday, February 21st, 2003
10:36 am
Tuesday, January 7th, 2003
1:57 pm
I'm starring at a can of blueberry pop. I'm afraid to try it.

Current Mood: nervous
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